Archive for April, 2007

Drive Cancelled.

Posted: April 26, 2007 in Media

I hate Fox Television. Not in the way I hate say, President Bush or tomatoes, it’s more along the lines of a mildly irritating sore on your foot. Fox has become a fungus. When they canceled Firefly (after airing it non sequentially on nothing resembling a regular schedule) I was hopping mad and ready to march on the network. Drive is not in the same category, how could it be? It only got two weeks before some mad hatter T.V. exec swung the axe of pain. You can’t get angry about something like that, can you? That would be like finding out the girl you’ve been dating for a week is secretly fucking your mother. All you can really do is shake your head, buy them both a copy of the Vagina Monologues and move on.

No, this decision is merely the Very Last Straw.

I will give up on House (more painful than trying to quit smoking) and block all Fox affiliates and stations from my PVR. Maybe. Maybe I’ll just become one of those old farts that doesn’t watch, listen to or read anything that came out after Elvis died.

Stay tuned to find out if I cliffhang then get canceled.